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Tales from the Light Side was compiled by Lin Stone solely from reports to the contrary which he knew to be false. The book is a work of fiction and every attempt to resemble any person or place in this book will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. 

Grab this copy of the immortal classic of situation humor: THE ADVENTURES OF TOM SAWYER, by Mark Twain.  It has been republished by Browzer Books.  It is ready for your immediate download and the pages, flip. 

Fun Situations to make you flip.  Use them in your comedy act.

Secrets of Success, according to Lucy Goosey 
Sound of Music Stories  Why Julie Andrews decided to take the part.

One unforgettable Sunday our church had a three-year- old preacher, an organist who could only play one song, an altercation involving the offering and a visiting beagle who knocked over the pulpit. It happened this way on . . One Unforgettable Sunday.

Light-Hearted Stories of Hope 
The Lady Ore the Tiger
 
Christmas Lists 
Hot New Dog Race Explodes with a bang from the City Hall in Stuttgart and will continue uninterupted until the winners collect their winnings on the front steps of the Bank of England, which will be holding the magnificent purse.

The Skeeter Beater
, by Lin Stone 
The First Romeo and the Last Juliet, by Earl H. Roberts 
The Beebe Flea Market
by Maggie Wood 
Where in the World, by Maggie Wood 
Buddha in the Bathtub by Earl H. Roberts
 

Frankie and Johnny were sweethearts, even if Johnny was so crazy with jealousy that --

Masters of Disguise  tales from Hollywood. 
Stories of Shirley Temple in Hollywood 
The Church of the Chaise Lounge, If it feels good, sleep on it. 
Warner Brothers leads the way to Sound movies.
The Crabgrass Connection -- (Or, If We intend to Save America, we MUST quit blowing off Steam!)    Lin offers no apologies for tackling Chinese midgets in this one.  He sincerely believes that we must quit feeding the hand that bites us if we want to conquer the crabgrass in our front yards. 
Is Your Hologram keeping track of you?
 

The Couch Potato's Credible Comeback 
Insurance Humor 
Victory over the Virus 
Galded in the Saddle
, an exposition of the cure that bites from the behind. 

The Great White Sharks of Gila Bend 
To Brand a Calf. 
The Rich Mountain Racer 
The Bootlegger 
The Duck Hunter 
Uncle Saul NEEDS You
Hot New Dog Race Explodes 

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Chickens are Cute Little Carnivores.  A book children will love.

Tales of the Broke and Famous
Noah's Departure 
A Google Addict 
A man and his wife are soon parted. 
The Dust Bunnies Are EVERYWHERE! 
Body Building Inventions you haven't seen yet

Brand Them GOOD!
The Adventures of Psi King 
Gila Bend of Yesteryear 

Dear Abby:  A plea for help. 
Ancient Document Discovered
by Earl H. Roberts:  This one will find most interest from those with a military background, including those who have watched a few war movies. 
Drop Him GOOD
, by Earl H. Roberts

Liquid Vitamins in a Liquid World?  What is this world coming to?
Rising From The Ashes, by Earl H. Roberts.  Sometimes we just flat gotta face facts head on and honestly if we intend for the flames of ambition to lift us to new heights. 

The Power of the Placebo  

 

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Should You Refinance Your home?   *  Travel the World, and get paid for it. 

The Truth about Virus Dangers
There ARE ways to protect your computer!
Actually, we'll be publishing an entire series
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How to Avoid the High Cost of Conventional Promotions and Still Sell More Books.  
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The Stench of Death 
How and Why you need a copyeditor
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Using Description to Drag your readers into your story.
Break into a Food Writing Career.  
The Secret of Success, according to Lucy Goosey.  
Watch out for the Land Gurus 
Just The Writer... when the movie makers take over the book, where does the writer go?
800 words and phrases that SELL!

Print Your Own Money  
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The Secret of Success, according to Lucy Goosey.
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Make Money From Home  
Essays about the Family  
News you SHOULD use

Masters of Disguise  

14 Winning Methods
to Sell Any Product or Service in a Down Economy
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Add music to your site?  Click HERE to see just how easy it can be, and for more information on a company you want to avoid.

Newsletters that flop, and what to do to avoid a similar fate.

The No Money Down TRAP.
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