| I don't believe
reincarnation is very successful; I had this same
job last time.
**
Times Are So
Tough
You Can't Even Feel Safe
In A Job You
Hate!
**
The men that get to
work on time keep complaining about the day being
too long until quitting time.
**
I'm telling you, if
he went to work for the undertaker people would quit
dying.
**
I didn't apply for
this job until my wife told me that having a good
relationship took a lot of work.
**
He never pays a dollar in wages until he has
memorized the serial number.
**
Our boss is the only man in the state issued a
handicap tag because he's hard of spending.
**
65 is that age when you've acquired enough
experience to lose your job.
**
Money can't buy happiness unless you put 2
paychecks together.
**
He was homeless, but
the only reason he couldn't get a job was because he was a
victim of hire education.
** Don't judge me by the covers you see on the
books I read in the office when I'm supposed to be
working. The right thing to do never requires any
subterfuge. It is always simple and direct.
.intrigue always falls under its own weight. ~
Calvin Coolidge ** The Constitution is the sole
source and guaranty of national freedom." ~ Calvin
Coolidge ** "I sometimes wish that people would
put a little more emphasis on the observance of the
law than they do upon its enforcement." -C Coolidge
** I favor the American system of enterprise, and
I am opposed to any general extension of government
ownership and control." Cal Coolidge ** There's
no greater service we can render the oppressed of
the earth than to maintain inviolate the freedom of
our own citizens. C Coolidge ** The collection
of taxes which do not beyond reasonable doubt
contribute to the public welfare, is a species of
legalized larceny, Calvin Coolidge ** There is
no dignity quite so impressive, and no independence
quite so important, as living within your means. ~
Calvin Coolidge ** Most people spend more time
and energy going around problems than in trying to
solve them. ~ Henry Ford |