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Love is life's end, but never ending. Love is life's wealth, never spent, but ever spending. Love's life's reward, rewarded in rewarding. ~ Herbert Spencer

I don't understand you, I've given you everything my credit card could buy.

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I loved her because she was a golden-haired German; of course it was just a Teutonic relationship.

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I didn't apply for this job until my wife told me that having a good relationship took a lot of work.

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I never married; I didn't like the hours.  ~  Angela Colley

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He'd been married for 24 years before he began to suspect she was having headaches with other men.

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If any of you have arrived late for the wedding let me bring you up to speed; in this corner we have the bridegroom's family and --

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We have bad news for you John.  The bridesmaid just brought Joan 3 more aspirins.

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It's always a relief to wake up in a wedding scene and realize it isn't yours.

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And then we all signed this pact that if any of us ever felt like getting married the rest of us would send over a cake with a surly, balding man with stubble down to his belly button with a beer belly behind it.