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If you think I'm driving slow now, just you wait until we get to the next stop sign. ** When I heard of your dire straits I was pierced to the purse -- and all the way to the purse. *** The only thing worse than being criticized is finding out nobody cared enough to correct me *** The happiest man alive is the one that can forgive everyone he hates. ** What goes around, turns around. *** Most people find themselves running away from a little stream of pain instead of rushing towards a sea of happiness. *** There is a fine difference between being anxiously engaged in a good cause and anxiously running around in circles. *** There are only a few ways to do missionary work wrong. *** We become much braver in doing what we want to when nobody is watching.
*** It is better to make a little effort now than to brag about something big you are going to do. *** Any time you give up on someone you give them an excuse for quitting. *** The only way to get ahead is to do the things you need to do before you need to. ***
I won't take orders from anyone, *** People were not made to be satisfied. ***
My jokes are even funnier, *** Not only do our troops deserve The most dangerous place on earth is between a fool and his fury. ***
When an accident happens *** If "We The People" are to survive we must learn to be proud of our "average" students. Earning that tag proves they are politically correct only half of the time. *** Henry Thoreau and Ralph Waldo Emerson met by chance one night and just by chance both men recorded their views of the encounter. Emerson complained that Thoreau would raise an objection to every statement he made, even the most trivial subjects were contested. Thoreau recorded that Emerson couldn't make even the most trivial of statements without automatically assuming it was already being contested, or soon would be. I know exactly how they felt; I've had nights just like that, and there was nobody here but me. *** Sure, I'm paranoid; I'm suspicious of anyone sneaking up behind me. *** The only thing more dangerous than a psychiatrist is an M.D. that thinks psychiatry is so simple s/he can understand it well enough to practice without a license. Doc, even psychiatrists aren't smart enough to practice psychiatry after they get a license to teach psychiatry. *** Let the political squirmishes begin. *** The "Yawl Come" immigration policy began shutting down when 95% of the Native American population had been killed off. The great White Father in Washington decided that income tax could do the rest of us in without him needing professional help. *** The fastest way out of an argument is to pretend the other kettle is too black to handle, and refuse to get your hands any dirtier. ***
*** The good news is inflation's only a little worse than yesterday, but the bad news is, it is MUCH worse than last week. *** The only bad thing about being retired is that if I don't keep working we can't afford it. *** I feel like a failure and I feel like a fool. With a combination like that you discover a drastic new adjustment happening to your perspective. ***
If we didn't have all these problems to solve
People will usually settle for advice, but what they really want is somebody to fix their problems for free. ***
Those endowed with true greatness will admit they are wrong when I share my opinions with them. *** When I was a young lad I came to the conclusion that anyone that suggested my daddy was wrong about something deserved a medal for raw courage. He may be dead and in his grave now, but I am not brave enough to change that opinion yet. *** This little Wal*Mart is bigger than the town I grew up in. *** Pictures are windows that let others look at our dreams. *** I invite you to join me in the next frame. |

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If your career turns to ashes it
will be "Besides only being
worth two cents, ***
It is better to shake your hand twice *** Unless God is real the Bible isn't even
a good fairy tale.
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If you can't stand to spend three hours in church
once a week why would you want to spend an eternity in heaven
with his kind of people? *** You will learn more in one day by working for a boss that's paying you too much than you will by paying a college what it thinks a year of its empty space is worth. *** How can we trust these guys running around screaming the sky will fill up with hot air a century from now when their kind can't even get tomorrow's weather right? ***
You don't get better by whining. *** Every day in my life is a new day of Thanksgiving *** I have a great attitude. In fact, if I didn't know I was going broke I wouldn't even suspect I had a problem in the world. *** "Nobody trying to live a righteous life will ever be bored." *** If US won't work together *** If you can't make it worse by whining then there is no use trying anything else. ***
*** Evil things happen any time they get a chance, but it requires a whole stream of heroic efforts to turn out good. *** Of course our young men are brave enough for
battle. *** Was hell digged for rabbits, or designed for men who rage like wolves? *** I can't go on.
*** The only stock in trade our young novelists have is the recording of how easily they were impressed. It is best to remember they may have picked their best stories up from a convicted liar instead of stealing anecdotes out of a politician's pocket like the rest of us do. ***
Make Congress send out goats for foreign aid and you'll kill political kickback. Think about it, if you were really starving would you prefer seeing the governor of your country burn a bunch of dollars like they were toast , or would you rather have a goat of your own to roast? *** She's a liar. I have NEVER said anything like that -- to her face! I invite you to join me in the next frame. |
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Anything worth saving your money for Please think of this as your home while you are staying with us. And if you can find anything here worth stealing, please share it with us. *** Young Christians look forward to the day they will have a huge mansion in heaven. *** Some people can never feel superior until they find someone to look down upon. *** I have a good mind to pick up this baseball bat and work you over, with your permission, of course. *** It's not what you eat occasionally that kills you; It's sticking to the diet they insist is good for you. ***
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God has already been kicked out of our schools. God has already been kicked out of our courtrooms. If you don't quit feeling guilty about voting your conscience He'll be kicked off the ballot too. *** I am going to prove you are innocent by trying my best to convict you. *** It isn't enough to know WHAT to pack for your trip, You have to know HOW to pack it so you can find it when you need it. *** Heritage is the history we accept as examples of the principles we want our children to live by. *** Education is being able to repeat what someone else has said about the subject. Brilliance is being able to make sense of what's been said. Genius is being able to prove you thought of it first and said it better anyway. *** You can only kick a dog nineteen times before he turns around and bites back. I'm a man though, and you can only kick me once. ** I invite you to join me in the next frame. |
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Remember this political advice for success coming from Washington
corridors: *** We can't dry up the rivers of iniquity but we can offer rocks of refuge where righteousness reigns. Lin Stone *** I did not follow the road I meant to, but this is where I wanted to end up. *** Why is it people can't be satisfied with what a land wants to produce? Give a man a prairie and he's determined to raise trees. Give a man desert and he wants to raise rice. Give a man a forest and his first natural inclination is to burn it down to make fields of grain. Then they wonder why the weather man can't predict what the weather will do tomorrow. *** Lawyers get paid to tell you what the law means. For just a dollar more politicians can tell you how to get paid for being wrong. *** Help stop global warming; shoot a burper! ** Don't tell me behind his back how wrong he is when you can't even convince him. *** It is impossible to argue with anyone *** Do you think all those preservatives in processed food are what is keeping us alive? *** Lean not unto your own
understanding, *** One of the greatest people gifts we need
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Kids can't get past the age
*** In this enlightened day and age of political correctness, only a few psychiatrists have wised up enough to the fraud in their text books to be ashamed of Sigmund Freud. Doktor Freud has left behind some monumentally incriminating scientific quotes that he excavated from his private psychiatric examinations though. On a scale running from one to ten I have arranged his best efforts according to the discernible degree of latent intelligence that might be hidden in his statements.
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