Do You Want

To Be A Comedian?


by Lin Stone
 

How to Build
a Routine

Having a routine is essential for stand-up comedians. Yeah, it definitely helps to be a comedy natural who can make your buddies and girlfriend bust a gut laughing after you've got a beer or ten running in your bloodstream and doing all sorts of things to your brain cells, but being naturally funny is only the first part of becoming a good comedian. Getting a routine ready is a necessity if you're planning to take your show out of the bar room and onto the stage.

Okay, you may be wondering why you need to build a routine. Adlibbing wisecracks is all well and good, and you can probably slam most people down in a “dissing” match when the urge to trash talk hits you. Yeah, these definitely help on stage, but trust me, there's nothing worse than being on the stage and suddenly having one of those rare but annoying attacks of "dummyfication", where your neurons suddenly go on strike and leave you with an IQ that's roughly on par with a flea's toenails. Then you're left there on stage looking like a slack jawed “doofus,” with your eyes bugging out and your wit suddenly as sharp as a spoon - a wooden one.

Your routine pretty much shakes hands with your wits; the routine allows you to send your brain into autopilot, firing off jokes without straining your brain. You can save the spontaneous cracks for those times when members of your audience decide to get overly interactive, and start to trash talk you. Then you can feel free to return fire and let the rest of the audience have a laugh at the poor sod's expense.
Okay, that said and done, here's the first thing you need to know when you're making a comedy routine. Have a stage personality, but make sure it meshes with your real life personality. There are different types of humor, ranging from subtle jokes to sharp barbs and witticisms, to self-deprecating humor, to parodies of famous people. These are just a few examples.

Ask yourself what type of wisecracks you toss off best; make sure that you go with the ones that make people laugh, NOT the ones that leave them trying to decide whether they'll laugh or beat you senseless with a nearby stool. Save those kinds of wisecracks for on-the-fly shots at the audience once you've got them warmed up.

Keeping your routine in line with your personality puts as little pressure on you as possible, allowing the flow of your jokes to come naturally. Trying to adapt a style of humor that's different from your personality can come out sounding like it is forced. This is definitely NOT a good thing.

Start with writing a 5-minute routine designed for your buddies. Since they know you best, they'll actually be both easier on you AND harsher than a real life audience. They will be easier in the sense that, because they're your buddies, their personalities mesh with yours and they probably already find you funny to begin with. Harsher also because they're your buddies, and will probably take every opportunity to smack your butt down while you're performing for them.

Having a routine made for your friends is also a good thing because your buddies will probably be there at the bar for your first performance. Most likely, they'll be leading the audience in laughing, but will also likewise be tossing their own share of barbs at you - at which point they can be the first victims of your anti-trash talker material.

Once you got a 5-minute routine down, practice in front of a mirror. Make sure that whatever stage personality you're conveying, your body language and facial expressions match. These little things count for a lot when carrying an act. Be animated. Expressiveness, even in as simple an act as tossing a silly grin or waggling your eyebrows, can make the difference between sending a room into gales of laughter or getting showered by tomatoes. Canned tomatoes, unopened.

You should also practice pitching your voice to match the jokes of your routine. Occasional lapses into using a monotone voice can actually add an edge to certain jokes, however, doing it all the time is a sure fire formula for flat lining your audience. Modulate your tone keep it hopping all over the place. Speak in a bouncy, lively fashion and adjust your tone for special situations in your routine like doing a parody of someone.

Okay, now that you've got these tips down, get to writing your routine! And be sure to warn your girlfriend and buddies that you'll be using them as test-bunnies (I think guinea pigs and lab rats are too darn small to properly experiment on) for your first routine.

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When They
Steal Your Material

Okay, if you're a stand up comedian, one of the things that will happen eventually is that someone is bound to snatch material from you. It can and does happen in the industry. So you may be asking yourself how you can protect yourself from these thefts.

The only real way this can be done is if you have a solid act that you take with you wherever you go. Writing this down and getting a copyright on it is the only legal way to protect your material from theft. Even then most comedians don't do this because admittedly, the job of a stand up comedian requires new material and requires it often.

Sooner or later, if you keep the same jokes running over and over again, even at different venues with different people, word will eventually get out and you will no longer be funny. So realistically speaking, copywriting your stuff if you're a stand up comic isn't very practical.

So how, you're probably asking, do I keep other people from stealing my stuff? The answer? You don't. Not directly at least. See, the important thing is that no matter what other comedians steal from you, they won't be able to carry it out properly unless they have your personality. A comedian's personality drives his jokes; without the proper delivery, the same joke done by someone else will often fall flat.

Naturally, there are excellent mimics out there who can imitate your style right down to facial expressions and gestures; these are the problematic ones. They might not have your personality but they can copy your style when delivering your material. The only real way to deal with these unoriginal acts is to, unfortunately, come up with other material. Thankfully, truly talented mimics are few and far in between, so more often than not you can safely go on with your routine without worrying about someone stealing it from you.

Another way to fight people who steal your material is to have your managers and agents spread the word about your act. Very few managers and agents will work for someone that they know has taken material from someone else. They won't work with these comedy routine thieves specifically because they know that people won't patronize an act that they've seen performed before by someone else.
Therefore, having your agent or manager spread the word around the industry regarding the details of your act not only generates more publicity for you, it keeps people who actually do manage to copy your style from even getting into the industry.

Lastly, try and make friends with other comedians. Go and see their shows, and invite them to yours. While this may seem a prime way to invite someone to steal your material, it can also be used as a weapon against comedy material thieves. By observing the acts of other comedians, you'll be able to spot other comedians who steal your stuff. Also, if you spot someone who has taken your stuff, since you've gone to the acts of other comedians, you'll be able to tell if these thieves have likewise stolen other parts of their routines from other people you know.

Once you confirm that someone is liberally taking their acts from your work and the works of others, you can then spread the word to the other comedians you know that the person in question is ripping them off too. Nothing stops a person's career dead in its tracks like having word spread in the industry that he's an unoriginal plagiarist.

Remember that the best way to deal with having your act stolen is to keep coming up with newer and fresher acts. While this may not always be possible, it is actually extremely productive and bolsters your career. Every comedy act loses its appeal sooner or later, and coming up with newer and funnier material makes you even better.

In this fashion, the shameless copycats who steal your material actually goads to you to improve your performance. They make it necessary for you to become so good, and come up with new acts that are so funny, that when they perform the material they stole from you, they actually become yesterday's news, because people will either know that they heard that act from you first, or will be favoring your act over that of the thieves simply because you're a better comedian.

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Becoming
Your Own Publicist

Becoming your own publicist is an advantage in any industry. Whether you have the knack for it or not, you can do your own publicity and make yourself known. Admittedly, publicists have their own skill sets and contacts that can help you get your name out there and make people hear about you, but even without those skills and contacts, you can do your own job in that respect.

There are several reasons you may want to consider being your own publicist. For one, there is the cutback on costs. Publicists, agents, and managers usually charge a fee of 10% to 20% for any gigs you do, and over time this percentage can hurt your wallet. Another reason for becoming your own publicist is control. Publicists will usually negotiate deals for you and you may find yourself booked for a gig that you won't want to do, but by then it may be too late to back out. Being your own publicist allows you to pick and choose the jobs you take.

That said and done, here are a few tips to getting started as your own publicist.

Know your selling points - as a comedian, you have to be completely confident in yourself. Self-confidence is a necessity in any endeavor, but for entertainers of any sort who perform on stage, whether musicians, actors, or stand up comedians, self-confidence is extremely important. Not only does it allow you to perform effortlessly on stage, when it comes to doing your own publicity you have to be confident about the things that make you funny. It's not just about making people laugh; you have to know why people find you hilarious, and add these to your selling points. As your own publicist, you'll be selling yourself, and you have to let people know what you've got to offer.

Expand Your Contact Base - try to make the acquaintance of other comedians as well as comedy club owners. Start small, and look to getting to know them as a learning experience. You'll be able to pick up tips from the more experienced comedians, and stories from the comedy club owners regarding past comedians that they saw were either good or bombed. But aside from getting information, you'll also be performing a very important task - slowly but you'll be getting yourself noticed by these people who are already working with the comedian industry. When time comes for you to start your stage runs, you'll also be able to ask these people for assistance in getting bookings.


Advertise, Baby! - Whether through posters, mock interviews, flyers, or whatnot, you'll need to get word out that you'll be performing. Different approaches work for different people. Do your research in this area, and look at your options. Find a method of advertising that you feel will be both effective for the audience you're targeting, and one that you'll also be personally capable of producing. For example, TV or radio airtime is something most people can't personally afford (and if you can, I'd like to talk to you about making a charitable contribution to my bank account...) but some newspapers are always good to go to publish an interview or to do a review.

If you're feeling confident, you can even write your own reviews and do the newspaper's work for them, just submitting the article to them and letting them slap one of their writer's name on it as an author.

Go Online - get your own website. This is an easy way to get people to know you. Make sure to approach comedy websites and arrange to place links to their sites to yours. In return, ask them to place links to your website on their, so that people surfing their sites have a chance to be directed to yours. Do the same for comedian forums.

Prepare a Debut Performance - when all your stuff is ready, prepare a debut performance. While you may already be doing small gigs at less known clubs, a properly publicized debut performance gets your name out through word of mouth faster than relying on normal word of mouth. Choose your act carefully, because you definitely DON'T want to bomb this gig. This is a make or break maneuver, so you have to choose a venue that will cater to a lot of people and has it's own reputation that will lend an added boost to yours. Also, when preparing a debut performance, don't rely on the owner of the club for assistance in getting the word out. Until you make a name for yourself, you'll just be another act for that club owner, and realistically you shouldn't expect any support from them until you can prove yourself.


How to Book Your Gigs

Going to stand up comedy gigs is a favorite pastime. Young and old, male or female, they just can’t resist letting themselves hang loose whenever they go to a comedy bar and listen to a great comedian package things in a funny way.

If you are an aspiring comedian, having the charisma and good punch lines are, unfortunately, not enough. There are seemingly unimportant parts of the gig that you have to go through to be able to make it to the big leagues, or at least make a name for your self.
One of the most important things that a comedian has to do before he starts a gig is to prepare. Hours of practice in front of a mirror or a small audience won't mean anything if you don't have a gig. Booking gigs is a major part of the career of a comedian.

Not all comedians have the luxury of having a personal assistant or a manager who takes care of the matters concerning the gig bookings and preparation, especially those who are just starting out.

Here are some effective tips and reminders for anyone who would like to start a gig somewhere in town:

-Buy a decent recording device

The first thing that comedy clubs and bars look for from an aspiring comedian is some sample material. You probably have so many funny ideas, which have slipped away because you thought that you’d remember it an hour after you thought of it, but you didn’t. If you thought of something funny, it’s always better to record it verbally rather than write it. Stand up comedy is a performance art and isn't a script writing thing.

Recording it verbally allows you to be able to hear yourself deliver the line so that you can change the way you do it if it doesn’t appeal to your taste.

After recording some notes, you would probably want to do a sample tape. Sample tapes are important especially if you haven’t had a first gig yet. There are comedy bars that require some sample tapes from the applicant comedians before they invite him for an assessment performance.

What you would want to do is invite some of your friends to come over for a sample performance. When you make a sample tape, it’s important that the sound of laughter (genuine, and not) is present. Don’t coerce your friends to laugh if they don’t find your performance particularly funny.

-Scout the different comedy clubs

Comedy isn't as generic as you might think. There are different “genres” of stand up comedy and not all can be appreciated by all groups of people. Make sure that you have had a first hand feel of the composition of the club’s audience before you request for a gig. Start with the bars that you feel would appreciate your scripts best.


Be organized

You may want to jot down notes and keep an organized calendar containing the different activities for the gigs, including the preparation and the minute details. Once you get the gigs to roll in, there will come a time that more than one gig can occur in one night. So make sure that you know all the details of your gigs.

-Build connections

The hardest part in booking gigs is finding the right people you can talk to. Once you have a network and have infiltrated the existing ones, getting gigs will be much easier.

-Don’t stop with comedy clubs

There are other venues where you can show your funny stuff. Parties and different functions can serve as good gigs. Some of them pay much higher than a regular gig at a comedy club. So have your calling card ready all the times so that you can quickly build a pool of potential audience.

Build a website

Marketing is very important in getting a continuous supply of gigs. A website is a dynamic marketing tool because it can be accessed by anyone. What makes it effective is that it is a tool that uses multimedia. You can upload your audio recordings and scripts on the net for anyone to plug in and hear.

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Be a Marine,
Keep it Clean

There are behavioral and societal forces that come into play when it comes to comedy appreciation. Race, age, affiliation, upbringing and personal experiences all contribute to a person’s view towards a certain grade of comedy act.

Do you want to keep your acts clean or go a little bit dirty. The tendency towards using dirty comedy springs from the fact that it is rather easy to do it that way than think of smart themes that are really hilarious. If a certain audience is very open and loose, then a dirty act will do just fine. Just remember, when you get tainted with the dirty brush you will be sucked into that vortex and dirtier and dirtier materials will be demanded of you. You can't write or produce filthy humor without filling your mind with it. Do you want those kinds of thoughts in your life?

Final Advice

Always Have an alternate act ready

Don’t go to a gig with just one act. Always have something up your sleeve if the time calls for it. Some comedians might think that it would be too difficult to have such alternate plans during a gig. But come to think of it, it’s really a test on how you can transcend beyond your capabilities and maintain your integrity as a comedian.

-Socialize before the gig starts

Whenever you go to a gig, always arrive there an hour before your call time. This allows you time to mingle around with the people and get to know some things about them, so that you’ll have a chance to educate them a little bit on your style of humor. An audience that has people in it that already know you is an easier to work audience.

You may want to especially get acquainted with the “who’s who” inside the room. You can easily make people laugh when you crack a certain joke that pertains to him.


Is Taping Your Set a Good Idea?

A good comedian always strives to be better, to give better lines with better timing and delivery after each gig. One of the ways a comedian can be able to hone his skills further is to review his past gigs by taping them.

Some comedians would definitely argue that there is no need to tape their sets, especially if they are experienced. They would argue that it disrupts the natural process by which a comedian acquires certain skills through maturity and wisdom. However, we should also see that taping a set is a tool that can rapidly enhance a comedian’s skills.

Here are some of the advantages of taping your set if you are a comedian:

a) A clear recording will capture the intangible factors, which can make or break a performance

Factors such as timing and execution of the lines are some of the things that one can see (or hear, for that matter) by reviewing a tapped gig. Watching out for lull moments is also a good thing to do when you are listening to your tapes. Sometimes, these lull moments are necessary for building up the anticipation and sometimes; they are just plainly not needed.

b) The recording will let you review the tangible factors that are important to your performance

If you have a video camera, then it is really advisable to use that instead of a tape recorder. Reviewing your performance using multimedia recordings is so much better than reviewing it with plain audio recordings. You can see the reactions of the people to certain lines and to the whole thing in general.

You can definitely use an ordinary recorder to be able to check if your intonation and the constant changes in your voice’s volume are okay. It’s very important to take these factors in mind and not just concentrate on your material.

c) A performance is always unique, so you’d better tape it

If you tape all of your performances, then you have the opportunity to properly document your progress as time goes by. You can also use them to build a collection that you can share with your loved ones.

d) Taped performances are marketing tools

If you would like to get more gigs, then taping your acts is a preliminary step towards creating a great marketing tool. You can spread the tapes across to different comedy clubs in town or perhaps in other places. You can easily build a fan-base by uploading your recordings on a website where you can also post your gig schedules.

What’s not to love about taping your gigs? If you are convinced that you will greatly benefit from recording your gigs, then you’re probably asking about the proper way of recording them. “Do I go analog or digital?”
Some of the digital recorders today aren't as versatile as the old-fashioned tape recorders out there. Some of these digital ones don’t capture the warmth of a certain performance and have a tendency to pick up distorted signals. However, these devices are so much easier to use if you are familiar with them. Once recorded, there is no need to convert the files and you can easily upload the material to the web or onto a CD. Ordinary tape recorders can do just fine but once you are finished taping, you have to manually convert these files into digital format, which requires additional time.

If you are using an analog tape recorder, you can use the default “sound recorder” program of Windows or other audio mixing programs to digitalize your recording. You also need a cable that connects to the earphone slot from your recorder to the line in socket in your computer. This cable can be bought from any Radioshack or electronics store. You may need to adjust the volume from your recorder so as to avoid getting muffled sounds from the process. Finally, you should convert your digitalized .wav file to an mp3 file so as to minimize the size of the file.

Remember to tape your gigs. It’s very important to document the gigs because it is the only sure-fire way of reviewing your performance and yourself on stage.

Last note.. To be a good comedian you need to think funny. Let all your leisure reading rest on humorous material of any kind that you personally like. If you hit a piece that makes you laugh, but you don't know why, you know it is good. Go over it again and again until you do know why it makes you laugh. Once your mind thinks funny delve into something that isn't supposed to be funny – like the newspaper - for a short time, letting your imagination transpose words or add a phrase that will transform the material into hilarious proportions. You are now creating new comedy material and developing your talents as a stand up comedian.


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