Do You Want

To Be A Comedian?

 

by Lin Stone

Where to Get Material

Putting on a comedy act is never an easy task. That is because making people laugh is a tedious and serious matter. A joke can invoke endless laughter for one person but not from another.

That way, the greatest challenge a comedian must face is the challenge of making his jokes and antics click not just with a few of the audiences but basically to almost all of them.

You can never please everybody with every joke you have, and no matter how seasoned and experienced a comedian, there will still be flaws that would inevitably rise up from his performance.

The audience's preference is also ever changing. With the emergence of many other forms of media portals, a joke can be overexposed to a wider scope of audience. Thus, the audience tends to be weary and seeks out other, newer jokes.

Experts advise comedians and would-be-comedians to make ample preparation prior to the performance to make sure a comedy session would be a sure hit.

Material is somehow like a script that a comedian has to memorize for timing and gestures included in the presentation.  The significant actions, props, sequences and special instructions are also indicated in the material. Thus, it becomes the standard and necessary guide that would help you put on the act smoothly and effectively.

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Writing the Material

It isn't easy to write comedy material. Comedians would certainly agree that performing is much easier compared to writing funny stuff.

That is because writing material is a special and tedious task that requires the writer to focus, brainstorm, solicit ideas from others and think insanely of ways that would be funny to other people.

Here are some simple guidelines that would help you write your own comedy material.

Know your audience. This is the first and most basic requirement when you are writing comedy material. Then invent circumstances for them.  How would Lady Humphrey handle the situation if her St. Bernard starts eating out of the Chairman of the Board's dinner plate at a fancy party?  How would the foreman of the construction crew react if he finds out they have dug a hole sixty feet deep on the wrong side of the street and the boss is on his way out with the mayor?  If you are addressing an upper management party for Post Toasties Cereal you could safely exploit a situation where General Sills (the imaginary window maker) decides to produce a cereal you can see through. "We're going to call it General Sills Cereals and each piece will have these little blinds on them so people can eat them for breakfast or supper." 

To know your audience, be prepared to learn something about their demographics likes and dislikes, culture, their religion and basic information about them. By doing so, you will be able to write jokes or punch lines that would be appropriate and twice as funny to them.

Know your ability and be familiar with your own performance technique. Of course, you shouldn't write material that you think you can't properly execute. Know your audience and know your capabilities. Be humble and honest and accept your limitations as a performer.

Beware of being funny ahead of your time.  The first time I got up to do some of my original comedy I had hashed it and rehashed it until I thought I had it as good as I could get it. Then I tried the routine out on a friend. She laughed hard with genuine appreciation so I felt that my way was made. Best of all, she was in the audience when I stood up to give it for real. It came out perfect, and she smiled. Nobody else there so much as tried to smile.

Wounded horribly, I came down after a little more punishment and became part of the audience. After the show was over this one man wandered my way and said, “You know, that first joke you told was the funniest thing I ever heard!” I stared at him for a moment, then realized he was serious. “Why didn't you laugh then?” I asked. He was immediately affronted. “Nobody else did!”

The law says, when you are doing something totally new you may have to educate the audience when it is okay to laugh.

Brainstorm. Hold conversations with people. Observe people in the streets, at rest and at play. If you live in New York you can watch the bungled robberies, and if they weren't bungled then you can pretend they were and make a skit out of what might have happened.  Then there was the dark comedy skit where a lady comedian gets beaten up by her husband for the last time.  She waits for him to pass out then gets out her needle and thread to sew him up in the sheet.  Using a wire brush she brings him awake.  Her face fiendishly alive, she mocks him through threats, denials, whimpers and pitiful sobs. In the end she is crying too and asking "Where does it hurt honey?" Then she vigorously rubs the spot she guesses is hurting with her wire brush. 

Don't be afraid to eavesdrop shamelessly. Then turn the situation around. For instance, you see a drunk psycho-analyzing his wife in public. “Do you know what your problem is Louise?” Instead of crawling under the table you have the wife say, “I'm sorry Harold. Did I push your drip dry button again?”

When you are at parties, listen for laughter and tune in. You'll be surprised how often the stories being told will trigger your own memories and shape new stories. Learn how to build funny situations like others build castles in the clouds. There are many venues and experiences where you could base the material you are writing about.

Avoid offensive jokes. Sexist, racist and anti-religion jokes are taboos when it comes to comedy performances. These days about the only place a good Martin Luther King joke will go over is at the Ku Klux Klan reunion, and even then you are more likely to get an angry groan.

You can always recycle old jokes by modifying them or putting on new twists, use new characters or venues. That way, though a joke would seem too cliché, the audience won't easily recognize them and would be trapped to laugh at the recycled joke, without their full awareness. A stack of thirty year old Reader's Digest magazines could be worth its weight in titanium to you.

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Hiring a Free Lance Writer

If you are adept in maintaining and boosting your own image and track record, be careful about using untested materials from free lancers. However, there are times when a comedian seems to have run out of ideas for his own material. That is normal. There also come times when the comedian just flat has to pause and take a rest from writing his own performance material. That is like a battery recharging, and should ensure the comedian won't run out of fresh ideas.

You can advertise in some of the writer's magazines for humor, telling the minimum payment you'll make for the material you accept. The best way to get the best humor sent to you is to offer to pay ON ACCEPTANCE. If you like a joke, pay for it on the spot; get that money to them in a hurry. From those writers that you send payment to there will evolve a nucleus of better writing. This is where and when you step up the pace.. You let them know that when their material scores for you on the circuit that you will pay them the same amount AGAIN, as a bonus. The quality of material will improve immediately and soon your performance will improve, which raises the amount of money you are earning, which should be shared with the writers that are getting you there.

From your pool of writers you may, might, could, find a writer that just fits your style to a T. It might be a good idea to set up a trial session of collaboration. Collaboration with a series of good writers would also be an advantage because you are then exposed to different forms of concepts and ideas.

The result would be healthy because the audience would feel the variation and diversity in your general performance.

To hire a free lancer, you can also take recommendations from your peers. When you do this, make sure the freelance writer is experienced in doing such tasks.

It goes without saying that whether you write your own material or hire a free-lancer to do so, you should always practice your performance before you attempt to perform in front of an audience.

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