Poison Ivy Cure
I woke up just a few minutes ago with the most horrible itching I’ve had in years. It was so awful that I was raw and bleeding. Salves weren’t going to cure this; I grabbed the rubbing alcohol. You probably have had some minor tingling experiences with rubbing alcohol on minor abrasions; this was a hundred times worse — and when the screaming was all over and done with the horrible itching came right back.
Maybe I’d better start a little earlier in the narrative. Early on in life I found out the hard way that I’m victim of multiple chemical sensitivity reactions. ANYBODY can drink out of a plastic hose; one tiny sip will literally kill me.
Okay, back to the narrative again. A friend of mine that doesn’t know I have this horrible problem, suggested that I take cayenne pepper for another problem and I’ve just found out that cayenne pepper oozes out of my pores, and then chafes the skin. Oh boy. I am on fire everywhere!
Rubbing alcohol is not coming to the rescue and I’m heading back into the bedroom to get some clean underwear when suddenly I spot the sassafras tea still in the bottle from my last summer on the ranch. This is a detour sign and I make a 180 back into the bathroom with sassafras firmly clutched in my hands.
Sassafras tea, not root beer, is a good counter-irritant to the threat of poison oak, poison ivy. Root beer comes from the roots; this comes from the leaves. As good as it works it could be dangerous so be careful with it. Yes, I am very serious about this.
I have already bathed in alcohol several times with only seconds of relief. Now I splash on the never-foaming cleanser from the hills of Arkansas. Not only does it not burn me, but it immediately soothes that cayenne pepper itch. 20 minutes later and it is only those places I couldn’t reach with one or both of my hands that is still itching.
Sassafras tea has worked just as well for heavy-welted cases of poison ivy. It is the spring of the year in North America and poison ivy is one of the more vigorous climbers known to man. If it grows in your neck of the woods there is a good chance you’ll come into contact with it at least once or twice. If all else fails, remember the cure. You other multiple chemical sensitivity syndrome sufferers can use it on the way to the hospital.
Oh, if you have a little patch of woods that you call your own, borrow some goats and take a walk through the woods with them. Call it a nature walk and walk real slow. Goats love poison oak and poison ivy more than anything else besides kudzu. They will dine fine on poison ivy and usually even gain weight. Give them half a chance and goats will tear poison oak and poison ivy plants right out of the ground to get the last little bite.
