Gila Bend
Arizona

Copyright 2005 


When my uncle was riding the Greyhound Bus coming to stay with us in Arrowhead he kept asking the bus driver how much farther it was to GUYLA BEND where we were going to pick him up.  The bus driver just shook his head over and over, never having heard of the place.

When Uncle Lin pointed to the sign on the outskirts of town and said, THERE IT IS the bus driver smacked his forehead and said, "OH, you mean HEE-la Bend."  

HEELA Bend is in the south part of Maricopa County near a bend in the Gila River on a desert plain sloping off south into the river. There is a low mountain range just on the other side of the river.

You can get there from Phoenix by taking Interstate 10 west out of town until you reach State Highway 85. Then take State Highway 85 south down to Gila Bend.  

You can also drop down through Buckeye and head east.  And if you have a real spirit of adventure stirring in your heart, go through Palo Verde -- after leaving Buckeye -- and wander around through Hassayampa, Arlington, Desert Rose and over Gillespie Bridge.  The old Gillespie dam may be still there.  

Ted Pierce (mayor of Buckeye at that time) used to hang me by a rope and dangle me down the inside wall of the dam to the water's edge.  There I would tie another rope to the brush sticking up from the surface so he could haul it out.  One time just as I was getting to the bottom a great big catfish came to the top and turned over on his back with his mouth open to meet me.  I started climbing that rope faster than Ted could let it down.  Ted got so tickled his cigar dropped out of his mouth.  He grabbed at the cigar and lost the rope that was holding me up.  Luckily my rapid descent scared the daylights out of the catfish and I never saw it again.  Ted farmed the Enterprise Ranch back then.  He moved his farming activities into the Gila Bend area in the 60s and his son Junior now owns the Painted Rock Ranch.

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The population estimate for Gila Bend in July 1, 1998 was 1,754 and two old crabs.
When I was young Forey Hinderliter, Jr threw those crabs out of town once or twice
when he was on the police force but since the town was one mile long and just two
blocks wide back then they must have crawled back in.  

For nigh onto 20 years Bill Henry had a night man named William Nugent working at his Texaco on the west end of town.  There were numerous complaints on William moving so slowly and his arrogant rejoinder.. "If you don't like this speed you sure won't like my other one."  Clyde Due asked Bill once why he kept William on with so many complaints coming in.  Bill responded, "Well -- William is never late, never sick, and never short in the cash register.  Besides that he only asks for one slow night off a week, and it takes two men to take his place even then."  

William liked to work the night shifts with a big iron strapped to his hip.  "There ain't nobody going to rob me.  I'll turn this gun on them so fast it will make their heads swim."  William was the kind of man to do it too.  His idea of a good house pet was a half tamed wild cat that didn't take no sass off nobody, man or cat.

But, sure enough there came a night when three men jumped William, took his gun away, took all his cash, and left him tied up hand and foot behind the cash register.  "I'll tell you what," he told everyone in town the next day.  "You just think you know WHAT you'll do when three men pull guns on you at the same time." 

The robbery took place about three or four in the morning.  In a matter of minutes Bill Henry had a crew searching all of Gila Bend for those three men.  They were captured somewhere around daylight with all the cash still in their pockets.  Every penny William had taken in was accounted for.  William quit wearing the big iron on his hip after that.  Last I heard William and Sarah had moved to Oklahoma.

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About, oh, three or four miles as the crow flies from Gila Bend and just across
the river there is a long, sloping hill leading up to sheer cliff face on three side. 
On the slope there are three rock walls about three and a half feet tall.  Slick
Gatlin was running cows in there back then and we went honey hunting at the
bottom of those cliffs.  Wild bees would build their hives right in the rock face. 
Me and the Bowlan twins (fastest twins in the state of Arizona back in the fifties)
scrambled over that small area numerous times and with numerous parties of others.  

A bunch of us heard wailing spirits on many occasions and all of us fantasized that hundreds of Indians had died there.  Not a one of us that I ever remember hearing about ever found so much as a tomahawk there, much less an arrowhead.  (Steve Holt wasn't born yet)  Now Littlie Bowlan was able to sniff out pottery and I had about the same talents for matates, and all of us were real good at finding other artifacts.  I mean, Littlie was a good enough finder that he found a piece of human finger at a jet crash site AFTER all the authorities had been over the area with a fine-toothed comb and a pack of coyotes had sniffed the area out too.  Well anyway, when this team of archaeologists came in where we once found nothing they uncovered close to a ton of artifacts.  The place is called The Fortaleza now.

The Gila River turns again after it passes The Fortaleza and heads off and around Arrowhead and then on past Sentinel and Aztec to the Painted Rock dam.  Aiming straight from The Fortaleza towards Arrowhead, and just across the bend in the river, there used to be an old windmill where Slick's cows watered.  (For that to make sense you have to remember that rivers are dry in Arizona)  At that windmill I found an old toy glass truck, still in one piece and made of depression type glass.  The bed used to haul a sack of candy in it when it was new.  I would have brought the truck home with me, but Littlie had found a basaltic rock back there around the fortaleza that intrigued him and he said we could take only one or the other, the glass truck that USED TO HAVE candy in it, or a rock that was "still full of possibilities." 

Well, I knew which way Littlie was going to vote when he promised we could come back to get the glass truck some other time.  So I put it down near the base of the windmill and we carried the rock home with us to the Narramore Ranch headquarters where Littlie lived, him and Biggun.  

That rock was full of possibilities.  We looked it over for half an hour when we got it home and I decided we should carve it up to look like a man's head as it had about that shape.  The actual process was carried out in much the same manner as the Mount Rushmore project; I did the carving and Littlie sat back about six feet away and told me where to work next.  About sundown we finished but there was a little hole in the left hand corner of the mouth that Littlie wasn't happy about.  So I stuck a burning cigarette into the cavity and he was satisfied it was the best we could do.

The next day he took it to school, and he came home without it.  "The teacher took it away from me," he explained.  "And he wouldn't give it back."  We never did go back for my glass truck either so I lost it and my head both.

I never thought about that head again until about twenty years later when I stopped in Gila Bend to see my old friend Harvey Brown, better known as the owner of Jungle Jim's Curio Shop.  Harvey was a friend of everyone, having a live parrot and two monkeys.  The monkeys died before I got grown, and finally Laura the parrot passed away too.  But, Harvey still traded comic books and paperbacks two for one, so he was still earning a living.  As we were talking about a local artist making good,  Amderos Manuell, I happened to glance up to the left and there was my head.  "That's MY Head!" I cried. 

Harvey grinned.  "You don't want to claim that head.  Littlie Bowlan brought it to school back in the fifties, claiming he had dug it up from fifteen feet deep on one of his pottery digs.  Mr. Sears bought it from him for a hundred dollars cash money.  They kept it in the school showcase for a long time so everyone could admire it.  Then Mr. Sears took it over to the University of Arizona in Tucson to have them determine what tribe had made it."

Harvey shook his head in that slow, almost smiling way of his and added -- "When Mr. Sears came back with the head he didn't want it to be found in the school showcase any more, so he sold it to me for fifty cents and we've called it 'Mr. Sears Folly' ever since."

I offered Harvey a thousand dollars to get my head back, but he just smiled and shook his head.  "I don't have a parrot any more," he explained.  "So it is things like this that brings my customers back."

Daddy always said that my head would be good for something someday.

Wells in this area are exceptionally deep now.  Getting water is a terrible hardship.  I have this dream of pumping sea water up from the Gulf of California and flood the Gila River basin from Gila Bend to the Painted Rock dam.  Gila Bend is only 735 feet above sea level, and there is a drop of 50 feet from Gila Bend to the Gila River bed at that point.  Painted Rock dam has been proven to hold enough water (when there is any to hold) to back water all the way to the shores of Gila Bend.

Since water ALWAYS runs downhill, if our pipeline follows the river beds from here to the ocean there won't be any mountains to cross and only one pumping station will be required. That makes this plan far more than economically feasible; it becomes politically desirable. 

Over 200 miles of valuable ocean front real estate will be created overnight. Fishing will be enhanced, boating can be encouraged, and on top of all that, rapid evaporation due to intense heat will have RAIN falling regularly in the region.

How MUCH rain?  Well, Tucson has an evaporation rate of 100 inches per year.  Gila Bend can give as good a rate, or better, especially since the salt water will be ripped up constantly with boats.  Therefore, we will be feeding 112,000 acre feet of water into the atmosphere every year.  I must stress that this will be GOOD water, parched pure by the ultraviolet rays of the broiling summer sun.  Rice farms are not out of the question.

Gila Benders can carve out tiny coves and raise tropical fish for a greedy market.  If we can just get Gila Benders to quit trying to build an ice house here they will come up with dozens of ways to harvest the natural powers of the sun to launch a revitalized economy.

For example, Gila Benders could build slats out in the desert and dehydrate dates, grapes, apples, pears, jerky, mushrooms and whatever else have you. Why pay for electricity to dry foods when the sun will do it for you free of charge.

Now let's take some big, round, black pipe and set them up with a fall of one foot per half mile.  Punch little holes in the top for moisture to escape, then start a dribble of milk at the top and let it flow slowly through the pipe.  The sun will raise the temperature inside to just the right shade of warm and by the time that milk gets to the other end it will be EVAPORATED milk.

 

Back in the forties and fifties Gila Bend had an abundance of three things... scorpions, rattlesnakes and Gila Monsters.  Mel Fuentes was my going buddy at that time.  His mother lived off to the west of town but still in town.  The desert was just on the other side of her yard.  One day I was helping Mel fill up gopher holes in his mother's yard using sand from the desert when I noticed the sand in the shovel was squirming.  

I set the shovel down and we studied it for about twenty seconds.  We couldn't see what was doing the squirming so we got a magnifying glass from his mother's sewing kit.  There, plain to see, were hundreds of baby scorpions, squirming in the sand.  We put the sand back where we found it and used dirt from the civilized side of the house from then on.

Mel was the champion horseshoe player of Gila Bend back in those days.  We partnered on numerous occasions when he began dating my sweet little sister-in-law.  It was me an him against her and my wife.  They might have gone on and gotten married, but I was never one to LET anyone beat me.  Cathi got so mad at us for winning all the time that it ended up with her going home to Mama and me and Mel going off to hunt rattlesnakes for a week so he could get over his loss.

There were so many rattlesnakes back then on the road to Painted Rock that cars went that way in the fall just to hear them pop.  Just before you get to the dam at Painted Rock there was a ranch known far and wide as DenDor, or maybe it was DenDora -- I've heard it both ways.  Bill Bates was the head cowboy there back then.  The boss came down from Phoenix to visit him and ended up spending the night. About ten or so he needed some relief so Bill flipped on the outside light and told him which way the bathroom was.  "Watch out for the snakes though."

"What kind of snakes?" asked the boss.

"I don't know," Bill replied.  Helen Bates shook her head too.  "I've never thought to ask them."

The boss stepped out on the porch and took off for the bathroom.  Seconds later he was pounding on the door to be let back in and his pants were wet.  "I don't know what kind of snakes them are either, but ALL of them are BIG!"

Bill Bates could cook better than any man I ever met.  After he quit the Gila Ready Mix crew him and Helen headed to Fort Smith Arkansas where he started up a Mexican Restaurant.  Bill loved to fish, and most of all he loved to fish in Mexico.  He had a place down at Puerto Penasco.  U.S. citizens could not own property down there but Bill had friends everywhere you looked and he could speak Spanish just like a native.  His boat was named Miss Kim and he pulled it with a long wheel-based Chevy pickup that had a big six engine in it.  

There would be times you came into Bill's station and he would be walking the floor, glancing out the window about every three steps, saying nothing.  Sammy Lyons was straw boss there then and he'd say, "Golly Bill.  You want me to wash your boat?"

"I'll be packed by the time you're done," Bill would respond.  Before the hour was out Bill would be headed for Mexico.  

Back then air conditioning was not standard equipment on most cars and Gila Bend service stations were doing a thriving business selling car coolers.  There were two kinds.  One kind fit on the passenger side window with a little cord dangling inside that you pulled to get the pad wet.  A sculpted opening to the front funneled wind through the moist pad and made some people think they were cooler off.  This kind sold for $19.95 installed and paid a $1.00 commission.  The other kind fit over the drive line hump ahead of the front seat.  It was electric and most of them had three speeds.  They were designed to be plugged into the cigarette lighter unit.  If a car didn't have a cigarette lighter there was an adapter set to make one.  An internal pump kept water circulating on the pads.  Bill would throw in a free bag of ice to anyone that bought one for $49.95.  The ice cost Bill fifty cents a bag and the Merrit Brothers delivered it to him for free from their ice house. Bill always bought just enough coolers to get them through the summer months because they were so bulky to store. 

One summer he misjudged because of milder weather than expected and as fall approached he still had more than twenty units left.  It was a good time to go fishing in Mexico.  The last thing Bill told Sammy before he left was, "That cooler man will be through here any day now.  Don't buy any, I don't care what kind of offer he makes you." 

Bill had been buying them for $12 each because he bought so many of them at one time.  The cooler man showed up and saw there were still 20 of them left.  "That's bad," he said.  "But I'll tell you what, I'll sell this truckload to you for only $3 each cash money."

When Bill came back from Mexico there were coolers stacked to the ceiling in the office, two deep.  Bill stared at them and went into the backroom to wash his hands.  There wasn't room enough to get in because there were so many more boxes there.  Bill came back into the office and stared at Sammy.  His eyes strayed over to the boxes of coolers.  "Golly Sam.  Did he GIVE them to you?"

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There was one annual event that brought money fluttering into Gila Bend.  This was the migration of monarchs into Mexico.  When they came it would be in a swath about one mile wide and butterflies so thick it was a major calamity to hit it.  The service stations on the east end of town would be selling radiator screens left and right, after blowing the butterflies out of the radiator.  No one ever told the tourists that would be the last patch of butterflies they saw for 298 miles, the exact distance to San Diego.

When I was a kid I would walk 8 miles just to cowboy with the Narramore boys (Ralph and Gene) on the Narramore Ranch.  Les Narramore was the owner and I wanted to work for him permanently and be with the cowboys when I was only eight years old.  Raymond Lanford talked me out of it.  "You don't want to work for Les; he's going to die any time now."

Well, anyone could see that was a fact so I passed the thought from my mind.  Les was only about 5'6" or so, red hair, with pale blue eyes that peered at you over red eyelids about to fall down. Out of a thousand men he would be the last one you would pick out as the boss of anything.  He made his fortune buying up cows in Mexico and selling them to cattle buyers from Chicago.  When they were talking about putting in the branch office of The Valley National Bank in Gila Bend one of the VPs came down to tell the community what it must have before they built a bank there.  He was not impressed with the town or the area.  "You people will have to leave at least four million dollars on deposit here before we put two bricks together."

Les raised his hand weakly over his head.  "I've got that much."

When I was sixteen, seventeen, I came with Malcolm Higgins to pick up his car from Swift Motors.  It was dark, after hours, and the man on duty that night didn't know if the car was ready or not.  As we were standing there talking Les Narramore came up behind us, nodded our way and walked on into the shop.  The night man watched as Les pecked one of his crutches against the outside wall every few feet, then moved on to another spot.  The night man turned to us "If yawl know him you'd better tell him to get out of here before I call the law."

"You tell him," snapped Malcolm.  "He owns this place and the next four blocks too."

We went on down to Logan's Grocery Store for our vittles then came back and stopped at the bank to deposit my weekly check, almost $50.  Just as I got back into the truck Les Narramore pulled in at the night deposit  area and put in a saddle bag that went THUNK.  "Wouldn't it be funny if they put his money in MY account?" I laughed.

A couple of weeks later me and another man were planting cotton with a sled planter behind a brand new 4020 John Deere.  I was on the sled and I was pure dust from head to toe.  Just before noon my wife pulled up and ran over to meet us in the field.  She was waving a bank deposit slip.  "Lin, Lin, they put $256,273.56 in your checking account!"

I heard a big THUNK in the back of my head and I realized that deposit belonged to Les Narramore.  "Well, it is almost noon.  Let's take this over to his house and let him straighten it out."

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By the time we got there it was a little after noon.  I walked right up to the door and rapped.  His daughter-in-law came to the door.  "Yes?"  I stared past her to where Les was at the dining table.  "I want to see Mr. Narramore."

She almost moved to one side, then she glanced back to where Les was eating at the corner and caught some motion of his eye.  "He's eating.  You'll have to come back later."

I was hot on the spot.  I was real hot.  Me and the guy with me would have made a dollar each if we had stayed there and worked through the lunch hour as we usually did.  "Okay," I said as I waved the deposit slip for her to see.  "Just tell him I have $256,273.56 of his money in my checking account and HE can come see ME when he has more time."  

I turned around and we were leaving there, I mean we were leaving there fast.  The door banged open and shut behind us and we heard this clump, clomp coming our way.  Snorting with anger I turned around and here came Les on his crutches, reaching way out there and sailing past them.  "Just a min it.  Just a min it."

I stopped but it was a reluctant stop.  Oh I was hot.  Les passed us up and stood between us and the car.  "What are you talking about?"  Wordlessly I handed him the deposit slip. He looked at it, his poor old red eyelids watering more than ever.  He put the deposit slip into his pocket.  "I'll take care of this." 

Before we got to the pavement Les had done went back in the house to get whatever he needed, and then passed us and was dwindling fast down the highway.  I was still hot.  "And to think I wanted to go to work for him."

"Oh, you don't want to do that," said my friend.  "You want a permanent job and he's going to die any day now."  Which reminds me, that was about the time Raymond Lanford passed on.

Five years later I lost everything I had in a bad business deal and came to Palo Verde looking for a job.  Murray Johnson said he didn't have anything.  Bill Hardison couldn't use anyone either.  I checked in with Budge Nelson for more bad news.  But he had a thought.  "You might get a job with Les Narramore though.  He's got a ranch over there now."  I turned and looked that way as if I might consider it.  "Of course, you may not want to work for him.  Les is sick, going to die any day now."

Fourteen years later I was leaving Palo Verde, heading for Oklahoma.  I stopped in to see Gene Narramore before I left.  Les was sitting at the table, piddling with his food.  I studied him for a moment.  He looked about the same as he had back in Gila Bend when I was eight years old -- sick and about to die any day now.

The Town of Gila Bend had a Volunteer Fire Department with Bill Henry as the chief.  With a live cigar stuck in his mouth and both hands on the hose Bill Henry was ready for any fire that dared to show its face within a radius of thirty miles. Bill Bates was part of the team too and he drove what was called "The Ambulance." It was cunningly disguised as a little Ford station wagon.  Seems like it had been painted red at one time.

Being a top cowboy for so many years Bill could do a right fair shake of medical emergency work if it had to be done.  He delivered several babies on the way in to the hospital that I know of.  Even when limbs were missing from farm and ranch hands Bill never lost his cool with a live one.

Bill was frequently pressed into service to haul dead ones to Phoenix too though.  That never bothered him much, but one night he drove the little ambulance into the station where I was working and the smell of a ripe one he was hauling in just about knocked me over.  Bill had to get out and pump the gas himself because I was way over on the other side of the island.  I wouldn't even take his money.  "Just get out of here."

The guy had been dead for weeks and somehow the coyotes didn't get to him.  Bill had had to scrape the crumbling pieces of the body up into a bag to haul him away and there was no possible way he could keep it from getting on him.  Then once he was in the ambulance there was no way of keeping out of the smell either.  For weeks after that run Bill would suddenly turn white, leap to his feet and rush to the bathroom.  When he came back his hands would be so raw they almost bled, and his eyes were streaming.  Bill Bates was my hero -- but after that I never again wanted to follow in his footsteps.  "Golly Bill."  What more was there to say? 

After they put the highway to the Painted Rock dam through there the copper mine was right across the road from the DenDor Ranch.  I can't remember the name of the man who owned the mine, but he also owned Chief Products, manufacturing copper clad kitchen utensils.  His mine had four shafts, and all of them were deep, and all of them had other shafts running off of them.  There was an underground river exposed in the bottom of one of the shafts and the fish we caught out of it were born blind, or so Biggun said anyway.  I always suspected that the fish just went blind after they were born.  All of the shafts were very wide, but one of them was wide enough at the top to park a cattle truck sideways in it.  

I had never been to the bottom of that shaft before when a sergeant living out at the Gila Bend Target Range made friends with me.  His wife was English and they had a girl about five or so.  He made up his mind we were going to be friends and nothing would do him but he must take up my interests.  So we went bottle hunting, pottery hunting, old Indian village hunting, rattle snake hunting, and we went Gila Monster hunting a few times even though it was against the law even back then.  I had exhausted all my interests to involve him in when I remembered the old mine shaft out at DenDor.

He brought two friends and I brought Mel Fuentes and off we went.  I don't think Mel had ever been out there at that time, and after the event I don't think he ever went back.  On the way out there I finally discovered why this guy had picked me out for a friend; I had been a member of the Combat Development Experimentation Control unit in the Army, and HE was AIRBORNE.  

Since we were out there anyway I decided to find the bottom of that one shaft.  We went down, and we went down, and we went on down some more.  The shaft we followed (there were two other shafts weaned off of the main one) got smaller and smaller and the air kept getting thicker and thicker.  Finally there was just room enough for us to crawl, but our flashlights showed a larger room just behind the constriction.  All of us crawled through and turned on the lights.  The ceiling over our heads was coated with bats.  Every one of them was dead.  Those bats were so dead that just touching them turned their bodies into dust.  

In looking around that little room we were in we found two empty ore carts and one set of ore cart wheels with the axle long ago frozen solid with rust.  And that was when I popped off, "Boy, I'd sure like to take them home with me."

Just as soon as I said it Sergeant Airborne said, "I'll get them out of here for you then."

Well, I didn't want them ore cart wheels, but I could not make him believe it.  "I'm Airborne, and I'll get them out of here for you."

He dragged them, and he drug them and he raked up enough dust to kill all of us, but he would not, could not leave them behind.  "I'm Airborne and when I say I'm going to do something the Devil himself won't keep me from doing it."

In all honesty I don't believe the Devil would have had any more luck in talking him out of his mission than I did.

Since he was pulling MY wheels out of the mine shaft I could not leave him behind to do the work all alone, could I?  The batteries died out one by one in our flashlights, but we kept going, going, going until Mel's luminous watch dial said it was long after midnight.

We finally got Airborne to leave the wheels behind and us take off for home, explaining how worried his wife would be.  "Okay, okay, but I'm coming back tomorrow and I'm going to get your ore cart wheels out of here for you."

It didn't do any good to repeat that I did not want them.  He knew that I did.

Mel sat in the front with me and they rode in the back.  Every once in a while Mel would glance my way and mutter, "Airborne!"  I can laugh about it now but neither one of us was laughing that night.

The next day we went back, Mel too even though his brow was heavy.  Airborne had come prepared.  He had an extremely long cable and he was going to take one end down into the mine shaft and tie the other end to the truck springs to yank it out of there.  I couldn't bring myself to let him go down in there alone.

So down we went and we tied on to one end of the ore cart wheels and tugged on it in the signal to TAKE HER AWAY BOYS.  Unfortunately, the floor of the shaft did not quite cover all the cross tie timbers holding the shaft up.  It took both of us to manhandle the wheels and as if that wasn't enough, the cable was shaking the timbers fit to bust so that dust was hanging heavy in the air so thick we couldn't breathe, much less see.  LEAVE THIS THING HERE! I pleaded.  And his rejoinder rings in my ears even now.. "Not on your life.  I'm Airborne and I'm bringing them out of here for YOU."  This boy will probably never realize how close he came to dying from friendly fire in Gila Bend Arizona.

Finally there was daylight in our eyes and the ore cart wheels spewed out onto the ground.  "There," said Airborne.  "Your wheels are out."

"I can't thank you enough," I responded.  And I couldn't either.  My lips were sealed shut with mine dust.

Mel summed it up best for us on the way home.  "Now I know what it means to be Airborne."

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At the time it was put in the Space Age Lodge was the most modern motel in the United States.  We were all proud of it.  Al Stovall traded with us at the Texaco right across the street from it.  We helped him out so much (at his request) that he promised that after the motel and restaurant were open that we could have free coffee there any time we wanted it.  After we got the concrete foundation built Al Stovall kind of disappeared on us and his son Jimmy Stovall was in charge of finishing up the project.  Jimmy was the kind of guy you'd do anything for.  He was hard working, shy, smiling all the time, and a good sport even after Bill Bates showed him the easy way to operate on a tom cat.

Finally the motel was finished and we never saw Jimmy or Al again.  Al's brother (or brother-in-law) came down to run the place.  Bill was okay too, smiling, happy.  He came over all the time and only showed his fangs one time when he found out our night man was telling folks they couldn't get a room over there for less than $30 a night.  "That's not true.  Some of those rooms are only $15 a night; they just don't last that long."

And that was true enough.  From day one and for the next five years that place was packed.  Ray Lyons, the night man was pretty bitter about getting caught with those blasphemous words slipping from his tongue.  "After all that work we done for them when they said we'd get free coffee over there any time we wanted it -- now they give free coffee to anyone that works in a Gila Bend filling station."  Ray quit and headed out for Arkansas where he lives to this day.  It was good coffee though, and except for an occasional drop in by Lucky Sikes we were the only service station men over there regularly.

The boss hired a one-armed cowboy name of Jim Wyatt to take Ray's place.  Jim only worked there a few weeks but every night he worked somebody would come in needing wheel bearings.  I'm not talking about Jim spotting hot hubs.  I'm talking about a metal-to-metal fusion need for wheel bearings by every last one of them.  After the third night the boss bought Jim a cutting torch and put me on nights with him to handle the extra business.  It wasn't just wheel bearings coming our way, but heaters gone out, water pumps busting, fan belts coming apart, tires splitting their rims.  "I attract trouble like a magnet," said Jim.  He only worked there two weeks or so and he left us worn out and exhausted.  The night after he left there wasn't a lick of trouble in any of the cars I waited on.  If we wanted trouble after that we had to invent it.

The average summer day in Gila Bend usually hit right at 118 degrees officially back in those days.  Back then the official thermometer was between two tall buildings.  Jack Ballas had his own thermometer and he would argue with one and all that "they" ought to move the official thermometer out of the shade so it would register right.  "Every time Gila Bend shows up as the hottest place in the nation people hear our name and want to come out here to spend the winter.  The way they've got it fixed now the shade hits that thermometer right about 3:30, the hottest part of the day."  

Jack and I were out at Arrowhead one day when his "almost official" thermometer hit 131 degrees.  Ed Hunt was with us.  "Jack," he said. "I think you'd better put that thing in the shade."

Gila Bend population began to grow when the United States Air Force put in its target range south of town.  Eddie Stout was still running cows on the target range in 1970.  He lost a few head of cows occasionally and Louis Nesbitt said he had to run for his life out there a few times because the Jeep he was driving looked just like a discarded salvage unit used for target practice.  

The key to all the Federal gates back then was the same one that fit the gate of the Texaco bulk plant owned by Perry  (PD) and Judy Holt -- but Bill Henry and all the rest of us that had duplicate keys were sworn to secrecy.  Just inside one of the Federal gates, back in 1965, Jim Peterson found a 1912 Arizona license plate under a little pile of trash that looked maybe ten minutes old. We thought it must have been a fake because of that, and the fact Arizona didn't even become a state until 1912.  So I wrote a letter to C. L. Sparks who was in charge of Arizona Motor Vehicle Registrations at the time.  He verified that Arizona did indeed offer license plates back then and that Jim undoubtedly had one of them.  There were no records left to indicate who the owner had been though.

PD Holt was a licensed guide on the side, well actually running the bulk plant was what he did on the side because he loved being out in the open country better than anything.  From javelina to mountain sheep, he knew the best places to hunt.  PD finally talked me into going deer hunting with him on one trip with eight other men.  We must have seen a hundred deer that day -- and every one of them was a doe.  

The trip wasn't wasted though because PD took us to a valley (about half way between Gila Bend and Ajo) where there were thousands of hummingbirds.  None of us could believe it was natural for that many hummingbirds to be in one spot, but we figured there was no way PD could have held them there, right?  But, on the other hand, I remember that PD quite often swore to the tourists coming through town that he had seen live jackalopes out there too.  

PD's son Steve taught himself how to make Apache arrowheads and he was practicing to be a guide too when he grew up.  Even before he hit his teens he took grown men out on field trips looking for Indian artifacts.  "We never failed to find an arrowhead or two," he once bragged to me.  

Steve was a great kid to go out into the desert with.  He thought it choicest fun to catch lizards, snakes and Gila Monsters by hand -- even if we had to turn them loose.  One time we decided to go out to an old railroad camp just past Sentinel.  It turned out that Jim Peterson had taken both of us out there individually before to hunt for old bottles. We got out of the pickup and looked at the old site.  I pointed north.  "Jim said he has been all over that area and never found anything."

Steve nodded.  "Yeah.  That's what he told me too."

I looked at him and he looked at me, then both of us said, "Let's hunt on the north side."  Thus it was we spent four hours in the hot desert, finding nothing whatsoever.  We never did apologize to Jim for our suspicious natures.

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PD began selling fiberglass dune buggy bodies from Clyde Due's Texaco station and just to show how good the bodies were he put one on a Volkswagen frame for his other son, Mike who was slightly older than Steve. 

About the second day after he had the dune buggy Mike came walking up to my house with his head hung down.  "PD is going to kill me."  (The boys always called their father PD, not Daddy, and Judy was Judy for that matter)  He had gotten the dune buggy stuck in a sand trough.  I had a V-6 GMC pickup at that time that would go anywhere so off we went.  Mike stewed all the way there about how badly the dune buggy was stuck.  "PD is going to kill me."

The dune buggy had gone down into a swale and then bottomed out in trying to get out.  From the tracks I saw that Mike had spent an hour of more trying to extricate the dune buggy from the trap before he came to me for help.  Them was sure two good boys.  PD didn't deserve them.  

We decided the best thing to do was pick up the front and turn it around so it was heading back towards Gila Bend.  It was surprisingly light and easy to do.  Once we had it turned around the buggy came right on out.  There wasn't a scratch on it.  "You won't tell PD I got it stuck, will you?"  I promised I wouldn't, but PD must be gone by now.

Tom Harrison had the Arco across the street from us at that time, and his night man was an old man name of Joe, who had replaced Art Velasquez -- one of the best wrecker men that ever lived in Gila Bend.  Joe and I became friends because there was so little Arco business at that time and he wanted someone to talk to.

About the third night I was working by myself two regular Mexican customers came in, but this night I was swamped with gas customers and I didn't get to them in what they thought was good time.  So they pulled across the street into the Arco where Joe rushed out to meet them.  They got out and went into the bathroom.

Now, these two Mexicans were in the fighting rooster trade and they were always hauling roosters in or out of Mexico when they stopped to see us.  Well, Joe didn't know this fact.  He sees these boxes in the back of their truck and he is just dying to know what is inside the boxes.  Joe swears to this day that he only opened that one box.  "The rest of them opened themselves."

In just a matter of seconds there were roosters going everywhere on this moonless night.  Two of them were having it out on the roof of the Arco but the rest of them, were fluttering who knows where.  Joe was nursing gas into the tank and whistling to himself like he hadn't seen a thing when the two sporting men came out of the bathroom.  

It didn't take them long to catch on.  They started screaming in Mexican, English, Spanish and I caught a few Yaqui words thrown in too.  They threw their hats down on the concrete and stomped on them.  They shook their fingers at Joe.  Then they knocked each other down at the station door trying to get to the phone.

It turns out those roosters were almost priceless, and they were gone.

The fire department came down to get those two slugging it out on the roof.  The police force was scouring the back alleys looking for more of the roosters.  It was daylight before the excitement died down.

Joe came over and just as he got close he looked back at the Arco station.  "What happened over there?" I asked him.  "It wasn't my fault," he said.  And that's the way it went down in history too.

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Not long after that Mr. Ashcraft's son-in-law came back to town from the college he was going to in Flagstaff.  Raymond had bought him a brand new Citroen and Buel was showing it off everywhere in town.  "It has front wheel drive," he explained.  "It can go ANYWHERE."

For the next week or so I saw him going into washes, and coming out of washes, and spinning circles in the desert, and other reports were filtering in of just how good this Citroen was.  Just before he left for Flagstaff again Buel came in and we serviced it up.  "What a car.  What a car!"  he kept exclaiming.  

A month or so after we'd serviced up his car Buel was back in town, but now he's driving an old rattle-brained Studebaker pickup.  "What happened to your Citroen?"

He shook his head.  Tears sprang into his eyes.  "We were out in the country, just going through some washes, you know.  Then we came out onto a dirt road behind some cowboys making a drive."

The tears got wetter.  "They wouldn't get out of my way, so I kept getting closer, and closer, hoping they would.  And then this horse, this big, HUGE horse, this stupid horse -- backed up to my car and SET DOWN on my car.  He ruined it.  The hood cracked in two.  The fender crumpled. The fan went through the radiator, the front end came unhinged on that side. And the horse just kept sitting there."

I couldn't think of anything much worse.  "What did Mr. Ashcraft say?" I asked him.

Buel shook his head and stared over past my shoulder.  "I haven't told him yet."  It was three years before I saw Buel in Gila Bend again.  He was still driving that old Studebaker pickup.

Buel was one of them hard luck boys that never got a break, but had made it anyway. 
I can't count the number of times I saw him with nothing to eat for days on end, but 
hanging in there anyway instead of going back to work on a shovel handle, going on to 
school hungry because he could see what a degree would do for him. Buel ended up 
being in charge of many schools in Arizona for the state.  He retired just a few years ago 
and now lives close to the University of Arizona down at Tucson where he plays 
basketball with the Mountain Coyotes.  I almost believe I know the exact words he used 
to get on the team.. "If you guys think I could be of any help to you just let me know."  
It's strange that so many good kids like Buel came out of one little town named Guyla Bend.

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