The most basic Law of Economics explains that
no matter how many times I double my income, it is never half enough.
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He's so long winded most of his sentences are three paragraphs long.
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Get Rich QUICK -- If all you have is one dollar and all I have is one dollar, both of us are just plain broke. But if you buy my Plan To Get Rich from me for a dollar, and I buy your Get Rich Idea for a dollar, then at least we can blame someone else for being broke. *** Dear Friend: Thank you for your recent reticence.
*** Yes, where you are going may be downhill from here, but you have some mountains to climb before you get there. |
Dear Abby: Bob Hope Buddha in the Bathtub Frankie and Johnnie Where in the World It's a Wonderful Life Plastic is Funny Stuff Saul's Recruiting Poster Skeeter Beater The First Romeo Sound of Music Psi King Takes Off Hologram Traffic Devices The Lady Ore the Tiger The Couch Potato Doggone Cute Little Chickens Words Oft Misspoke Beware The Dustbunnies The Crabgrass Connection |
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The End of the World "Sticks," grunted the village head man. "Sticks. In 30 years the earth will run out of sticks. We must find some way to preserve them or the whole infrastructure of the world as we know it will rot right out from under us. Without sticks we'll slide back to living in cold, drafty caves and the great out-of-doors will be closed to us forever." From a Warning out of Time, by Lin Stone. |
Dear Mr. Stone: Thank you for all the help you have been. The contributions
you made were right on target, and too numerous to list. We really appreciate
your every effort in our behalf. Of the 2,714 people who went out of their way
to help us with this worthy project, the extra mile you went was 2.75 kilometers
longer than anyone else’s.
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The little boy burst into tears on his first day of school
"Teacher, my pencil ran out of ink."
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I am the literary offspring of William Shakespeare and President Andrew Jackson.
Like Shakespeare I invent words as I need them. Like President Jackson I believe
that only knowing one way to spell a word is the sure sign of a feeble mind.
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Joe shook his head sadly. "I should have known when I volunteered for this job that you were actually stupid enough to go through with it."
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I've never volunteered to do something for free that I didn't get paid for ten times over for my efforts. It was only when I charged some fool an inflated fair price that I discovered belatedly that I had worked for nothing and got cheated out of every dime, and more.
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If you beat a dead horse long enough you won't have to bury it.
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