Punch Line Jokes

Punch Line Jokes

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Tales from the Light Side was compiled by Lin Stone solely from reports to the contrary which he knew to be false. The book is a work of fiction and every attempt to resemble any person or place in this book will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.

Jeanni Brosius draws her ideas for humor from being the mom of two. Her columns and articles have appeared in newspapers, magazines and online publications.

Her motto is: "If you can't laugh at yourself, by all means, laugh at someone else!" For more like this, Click HERE.

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FREE KITTENS, said the box beside the small boy at the Flea Market.

"I want a better deal than that," said a prospect.

The small boy scratched his head. "How can you get something for less than free?"

"Well," the man explained. "I will give you two of my kittens and you give me one of yours."

Mom Letters is a comedy novel that reports on a Chicago family's life in one year. It's funny, and it has a lot of details about life in Chicago -- what it's like to ride an L train, walk through the Loop, eat at hole-in-the-wall restaurants, etc. Even if you don't like Chicago or kids, you'll like Mom Letters. Download it for free.

The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they're too old to do it. -- Ann Bancroft Read more like this..

We were over in that part of Port Arthur where the deadwood grows and all the Texaco stations were closed for good -- run out of business the local folks said. We drove all the way across town to find one. There was no windshield cleaner, no public restroom, and a sign on the door warned that only 2 students were allowed inside at a time.
Now, I can understand not having windshield cleaners since people in Texas steal them so regularly. I can understand the no public restroom policy since overpainting graffiti on a daily basis is impossible. I can even undersand the student policy since students today are either punks already and have no morals or studying to be lawyers so they can become politicians and do it right.
What I don't understand is the huge sign in the window asking for donations to SAVE THE CHILDREN. Don't they realize that kids grow up to be worse than the examples around them?

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Lin Stone is the only man on earth with a clue to why we can't get rid of the crabgrass in America. The Crabgrass Connection is his most popular piece, and yours to read for free.

The more things change the more they stay the same. The pruf is in the pudden because the original military recruiting poster has been discovered by an amateur archaeologist in Israel. It dates all the way back to the days of King Saul during his first military engagement with the Phillistines. Read it and compare the old against the new.

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Confronting Modern Technology. The days of beating on your chest to show you were a man are over and done with. These days you have to show what's inside your head to prove you're worth something. We either fight against modern technology, or we fight with it. Either way, it's been around since Tarzan picked up a knife to prove brute strength wasn't always the superior force.

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What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 30 pounds. - Cindy Garner Read more like this.