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  The village blacksmith finally found an apprentice willing to work long hard hours for next to nothing. The very first hour on the job the smith began teaching him everything he knew. "When I take the shoe out of the fire, I'll lay it on the anvil, and when I nod my head, you hit it with the hammer."

  The apprentice did EXACTLY as he was told.

   Ten minutes later he was the only live blacksmith in the village.

As scriveners of the published sort our words can make a similar impact.  Let us be careful.

Susan met the psychiatrists, and routed them.  "I agreed to meet one psychiatrist in the VA system. Six showed up at the meeting .  They sat there like frogs sitting on a log, staring at me without blinking. I stared right back and grinned at their foolishness. Finally the one I should have been meeting alone said, 'You don't like psychiatrists, do you?'
'No.'
There was more silence and more staring to wear me down. Then another asked why.
'Because witch doctors have proven to be nine times more effective than psychiatrists, and THEY only charge half as much per visit.' I smiled, but got nothing but scowls in return, so I added the rest. 'The kicker is that witch doctors only need 3 visits at the most to work their magic while psychiatrists require a lifetime, and still end up with nothing but another drug addict.'"

Susan grimaces.  "I guess the truth hurts.  When I went down to the cafeteria they were all sitting there drinking placebos."

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